Better Start Saving For Med School!

Tonight as I was putting Sam down in his crib I heard Jack talking to himself from the bathroom as he was doing his business. I couldn't really hear what he was saying, but as I neared the bathroom I heard "Now I put this around my throat, and Ta-da!" Hearing 'put this around my throat' made me nervous, so I hurried to the bathroom, where I saw Jack, sitting on the pot with a big smile on his face, and he says...

"Look mom, I'm Doctor Jack Jack!"